P.S. I can't hear my feet
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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