Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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