listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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