this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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