its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
How external is "for external use only"?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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