nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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