I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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