my soul wont recognize me after tonight
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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