She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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