She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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