Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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