Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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