This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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