then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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