she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
