...so i touched it.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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