a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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