Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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