My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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