I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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