kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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