I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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