have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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