Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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