i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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