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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

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(775): View more from Nevada

At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.

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(512): View more from Texas

Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.

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(585): View more from New York

I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky

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(253): View more from Washington

I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.

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