morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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