if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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