I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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