I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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