That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
