Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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