We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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