Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
