there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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