New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just want nice things and good sex
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize