i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize