Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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