Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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