So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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