dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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