At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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