oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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