Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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