what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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