Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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