You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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