I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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