operation have a gay friend backfired
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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