Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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