Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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