the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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