I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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