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(703): View more from Virginia

i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(732): View more from New Jersey

been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college

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(678): View more from Georgia

Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs

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(219): View more from Indiana

so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...

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