We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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